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Hi. I'm Mary. I'm comprised mostly of sadness,dry humor, and sarcasm. I'm 19 not that you give a flying fuck in space. I like to smoke, drink, and party. Also drunken selfies are a thing here. There's a lot of text posts and fandom posts on here because thats what i dig. Goodbye now.


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spoopybarakarts:

when my mom was 30ish, my dad took her to this garage band concert as a date and she really liked them so she bought a cd from them and talked to them for a few hours then promised to keep in touch with them and show everyone her cd, but later forgot. So 10 or so years later theyre on the radio and she just smacks her head then says, “fuck i forgot to show everyone the cd” and that is the story of how my mom let Adam Levine and the rest of Maroon 5 down.

4 hours ago on October 21st, 2014 | J | 9,301 notes

jainz:

Woman speaks out against misogynistic abuse and is met with misogynistic abuse from men who believe misogynistic abuse doesn’t exist and that she should stop making them look bad.

4 hours ago on October 21st, 2014 | J | 75,289 notes

beezeeart:

Due to popular demand, two new galaxy bats are up in my store. One is made of anti-pill fleece and the other of minky. The galaxy fabric is a printed cotton sateen.

You can find them in my Etsy store.

4 hours ago on October 21st, 2014 | J | 6,874 notes
Tagged as: #buy me things 

All old people know each other. Don’t you know that? 

4 hours ago on October 21st, 2014 | J | 11,625 notes
cumsock:

put this sticker on my ass

cumsock:

put this sticker on my ass

4 hours ago on October 21st, 2014 | J | 27,052 notes
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vinebox:

those ain’t gunshots, that’s Chewbacca

4 hours ago on October 21st, 2014 | J | 6,972 notes
Tagged as: #njs finest 
4 hours ago on October 21st, 2014 | J | 17,543 notes

audible-smiles:

its so hilarious when straight men can’t think of an insult for lesbians that doesn’t boil down to “I don’t want to fuck you”

buddy have I got some news for you

4 hours ago on October 21st, 2014 | J | 4,625 notes

hungarian:

if u rub your boobs together it will start a fire

4 hours ago on October 21st, 2014 | J | 439,135 notes
shortylego:

joceywocey8:

twinkletwinkleyoulittlefuck:

chrishallbeck:

Deep.

abysmal

ground-breaking

This site is literally the worst.

shortylego:

joceywocey8:

twinkletwinkleyoulittlefuck:

chrishallbeck:

Deep.

abysmal

ground-breaking

This site is literally the worst.

4 hours ago on October 21st, 2014 | J | 82,770 notes

puppymother:

in grade 11 i was on the phone w this boy i wanted and i owed him a favour or something so i was like “it can be anything you want” and he was like “anything?” and im like ya thats what i fuckin said and he goes “can you explain to me how a fridge works? like how does it stay cold”

4 hours ago on October 21st, 2014 | J | 401,195 notes

everets:

*takes off shirt in front of girl* you like this? i got this pink line from sitting down for a long time. sometimes i get two lines.

16 hours ago on October 20th, 2014 | J | 162,823 notes

viridian-plains:

incompleteicarus:

Do you ever ‘wtf white people’ even though you are a white people.

17 hours ago on October 20th, 2014 | J | 99,725 notes
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