“We dressed up as the book Madeline, with six people dressed up as her and me as Ms. Clavel, their teacher. One of the Madelines, however, was the truly special one…the one with the beard, that is. Our experience was hysterical—I’d walk all the girls (and one guy) down the street in two straight lines. Guys would be walking the other way, whistling or hollering at all the pretty ladies. Then, as they got to the back of the line, they’d see my friend Brennan, then they’d see me, and I could tell that they were suddenly wondering if ALL the Madelines were men.”
the last sentence
There will never be a time when I don’t reblog this because it is my fave.
When your friends start picking up phrases you use all the time
thousands of followers but still stuck with 10 note selfies
you gotta be kidding me
somebody DO SOMETHING
i’ve added this before but this is the most important story that i have
this was published in the vancouver sun like 2 years ago, and i remember reading the paper after class while my sister was watching tv or something, and i burst out laughing when i read the headline. and so im tell her to look, and show her the article and she says “what’s a rim job” and my dad looked up at me and we held eye contact for like. a whole minute and we just had a terrible moment where he knew that i knew what a rim job was, and i knew that he knew what a rim job was and now that’s a reality that we have to face together
I FORGOT I HAD THIS KINDER EGG
I’M AMERICAN AND LOOK AT THIS CHOCOLATE MIRACLE
AND NOW THE SURPRISE, SHIT
I CAN’T BELIEVE THIS PRODUCT IS BANNED HERE, YOU SCREWED UP BIG TIME AMERICA
just once. just one day. please make the notes stop.
do u ever just see a cat yawn and be like how can u be tired.
you slept all day
i saw you sleep all day
how can you be fucking yawning u piece of shit
"Ringo isn’t even the best drummer in the Beatles"
i just realised like in 10 years time some of us will start hearing parents like calling for their kids named after webcomic characters and feel a rush of horror
Where did he go?
I DON’T KNOW
Honestly Cosmo, I came out to have a good time and I’m feeling so attacked right now.
This took longer than I expected heh~~~ ヾ(=￣ω￣)ﾉ
THIS IS THE MOST POWERFUL VINE
send this to all the straight boys in your life