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Hi. I'm Mary. I'm comprised mostly of sadness,dry humor, and sarcasm. I'm 19 not that you give a flying fuck in space. I like to smoke, drink, and party. Also drunken selfies are a thing here. There's a lot of text posts and fandom posts on here because thats what i dig. Goodbye now.


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ridge:

ridge:

the amount of kanye heads that I just cut out for stickers is sickening and disgusting

imagei will slowly make this pile grow 

2 hours ago on September 18th, 2014 | J | 6,626 notes

tacobelligerent:

tacobelligerent:

I STEPPED ON A FUCKING LEAF AND AT THE SAME TIME SOME KID SCREAMED I THOUGHT IT WAS THE FUCKIN LEAF OMG

why do we always have to reblog my mistakes

2 hours ago on September 18th, 2014 | J | 38,405 notes

kawaiicornsnake:

kawaiicornsnake:

I think the real question is why should a girl shave, preen and diet herself into oblivion for a guy in sweatpants and a t shirt who hasn’t trimmed his pubes in 3 years

Please stop reblogging this I’m scared a social justice warrior is gonna find it and realise I’m a boy

2 hours ago on September 18th, 2014 | J | 312,214 notes
ladyeatingcake:

Check out what our favorite dream demon can do! Who said math was useless?
(based on this puzzle c:)

ladyeatingcake:

Check out what our favorite dream demon can do! Who said math was useless?

(based on this puzzle c:)

2 hours ago on September 18th, 2014 | J | 51 notes

shoatgeep:

he is drowning

2 hours ago on September 18th, 2014 | J | 91,747 notes

crowleyslittlepixie:

jequitakoyama:

shadesofamethyst:

lickystickypickyshe:

The Turkish company Pugedon has recently introduced a vending machine that’s an innovative way to help both the environment and our furry friends. It releases food for the city’s stray dogs and cats every time a plastic bottle is deposited, and it allows people to empty their water bottles for the animals as well.

This wonderful service operates at no charge to the city because the recycled plastic pays for the cost of food. So, with a little financial investment, the simple machines do a lot of good. They provide a steady source of sustenance to the animals, many of which rely on caring residents to regularly feed them. It also encourages people to make a habit of recycling and help conserve our environment for future generations.

Put these everywhere

On one hand this is great. On the other, strays will become way more numerous

This could also cause more strays to become more approachable to humans and become adopted.  (That’s how I got JayJay, lil’ ol’ stray is now my precious baby)

2 hours ago on September 18th, 2014 | J | 59,135 notes
2 hours ago on September 18th, 2014 | J | 145,959 notes

threedollarwine:

crystalmethalicious:

I don’t think people realise how hard it is to re-discover the person you were before depression or even try to remember your own personality

and if you’ve had depression since early childhood you don’t even know if you have your own personality

you didn’t have time to be a person before depression

and it’s scary having no idea who you are

2 hours ago on September 18th, 2014 | J | 216,481 notes

loser-fish:

Today in biology the teacher asked “why do chromosomes have to stick together?” And I whispered “because they’re bromosomes” and the guy next to me just about died laughing

2 hours ago on September 18th, 2014 | J | 76,747 notes

vulcsmash:

george takei is a gift to humanity

2 hours ago on September 18th, 2014 | J | 176,989 notes

8:40

suctioning:

4:20
But double the marijuana

2 hours ago on September 18th, 2014 | J | 527 notes
Tagged as: #bless 
susu6:

i’ll kick anyone’s ass. i’ll kick your ass. i’ll kick your dog’s ass. i’ll kick my own ass

susu6:

i’ll kick anyone’s ass. i’ll kick your ass. i’ll kick your dog’s ass. i’ll kick my own ass

2 hours ago on September 18th, 2014 | J | 64,432 notes

holly-jollie-pie:

maddetectivewithabox:

gallifrey-feels:

bumbleblaine:

There was a four year old named Hermione at my work today. It’s started. 

it has begun

The Potter generation is growing up.

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AND GETTIN’ BIZAY 

2 hours ago on September 18th, 2014 | J | 454,236 notes

nerdgasm55:

johnlockinthetardiswithdestiel:

physicianwhy:

feistyfrank:

A TRUE FEMALE ICON

and we’re not going to talk ABOUT HOW THIS IS BUFFY

I THINK WE SHOULD ALSO BE TALKING ABOUT HOW THAT IS SOMETHING BUFFY WOULD DO

i feel like daphne was just a red haired season 1 buffy

2 hours ago on September 18th, 2014 | J | 294,253 notes
ivegotabanana:

kittiezandtittiez:

Dad’s adopted

Mom’s DNA Game is STRONG. 

ivegotabanana:

kittiezandtittiez:

Dad’s adopted

Mom’s DNA Game is STRONG. 

2 hours ago on September 18th, 2014 | J | 148,032 notes