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Hi. I'm Mary. I'm comprised mostly of sadness,dry humor, and sarcasm. I'm 19 not that you give a flying fuck in space. I like to smoke, drink, and party. Also drunken selfies are a thing here. There's a lot of text posts and fandom posts on here because thats what i dig. Goodbye now.


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dhaus:

"Ground Control to Major Tom"

dhaus:

"Ground Control to Major Tom"

11 hours ago on August 20th, 2014 | J | 4 notes

kingjaffejoffer:

laughing at how CNN went into one of the looted businesses in Ferguson and spoke to the owner. the reporter started asking all these leading questions that were clearly setting up answers that expressed anger that their businesses were broken into. 

The owner was like “actually I just want justice for Mike Brown im not worried about material things”

11 hours ago on August 20th, 2014 | J | 39,970 notes
dhaus:

The Lanes
Asbury Park NJ

dhaus:

The Lanes

Asbury Park NJ

11 hours ago on August 20th, 2014 | J | 7 notes

dhaus:

Brick Mower

Sundials

Dowsing

The Sidekicks

@The Lanes. 8-19-14

11 hours ago on August 20th, 2014 | J | 2 notes

0laura0:

Matthew Gray Gubler ALS Ice bucket challenge (x).

About this challenge-  About ALS - Just get involved, go to www.alsa.org

12 hours ago on August 20th, 2014 | J | 6,075 notes
Tagged as: #cuties 
castorochiaro:

dreamsdisney:

mickeysphilharmagic:


i have never wanted to reblog something more in my life


the life of a Disney Cast Member.

Life of anyone in the service industry.

castorochiaro:

dreamsdisney:

mickeysphilharmagic:

i have never wanted to reblog something more in my life

the life of a Disney Cast Member.

Life of anyone in the service industry.

12 hours ago on August 20th, 2014 | J | 172,050 notes
Racism isn’t born, folks. It’s taught. I have a 2-year-old son. Know what he hates? Naps. End of list.
Dennis Leary, 1992  (via thegayyestone)
12 hours ago on August 20th, 2014 | J | 238,340 notes

st-ephon:

So in Seventh Grade there was this girl in my class named Aastha and during the middle of the school year she had to move to another school. So we threw a goodbye party for her, but before she left out the door of her classroom, I walked up to her and said “Aastha la vista, baby” and she was speechless.

16 hours ago on August 20th, 2014 | J | 386 notes
prestonhymas:


"AHH, WALTER, GET THE BUG"

"I am TRYING, HELEN”

prestonhymas:

"AHH, WALTER, GET THE BUG"

"I am TRYING, HELEN

16 hours ago on August 20th, 2014 | J | 809,351 notes

feyuca:

highlight of my career

twocentslice promo pics

16 hours ago on August 20th, 2014 | J | 216 notes

thementalpotato:

starkspangledfeelings:

rhinestonelives:

pizzaforpresident:

barackfuckingobama:

robert downey jr’s name is actually robert 

like 

his friends call him robert 

not robert downey jr

thats weird

sometimes i realize that his last name isn’t junior

it’s downey

and i’m like woah

oh god his drivers license probably says downey, robert

I’ve heard some of his close friends call him Bob.

Bob.

bob

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how though

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16 hours ago on August 20th, 2014 | J | 67,542 notes

butterflysfics:

Orange Is The New Black Meme

[9/812 Inmates] Nicole “Nicky” Nichols

16 hours ago on August 20th, 2014 | J | 1,110 notes

jzul:

FINGERS ARE SO IMPORTANT I CANT EVEN IMAGINE MY LIFE WITOUT MY FINGERS I AM GETTING VERY EMOTIONAL RIGHT NOW

16 hours ago on August 20th, 2014 | J | 288,802 notes

sassy-rising-angel:

colorfullyfuckedazazel:

genuinewonderment:

sirsquidfish-thefirst:

Do you think that when Steve Rogers sneezes, one of the Avengers goes up to him and whispers, “God Bless America”
Then Steve fucking looks at them like this
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no IT GOT SO MUCH BETTER TONY’S FACE OH MY GOD

thor’s pokerface

16 hours ago on August 20th, 2014 | J | 116,544 notes

ethiopienne:

dragonheartedrabbit:

Going on right now in Ferguson: Police are raiding a church that has been stocked with medical supplies, food, and tear gas recovery kits for community members engaging in protests. This cannot be allowed to continue.

Stand up, speak out. 

This is real life. (x)

16 hours ago on August 20th, 2014 | J | 51,206 notes