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Hi. I'm Mary. I'm comprised mostly of sadness,dry humor, and sarcasm. I'm 19 not that you give a flying fuck in space. I like to smoke, drink, and party. Also drunken selfies are a thing here. There's a lot of text posts and fandom posts on here because thats what i dig. Goodbye now.


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Do I have to pretend to still like beer?
Yes yes I do.

Do I have to pretend to still like beer?
Yes yes I do.

2 hours ago on July 23rd, 2014 | J | 2 notes
Tagged as: #me #my face 

kyrianne:

Homestuck: home to straight kids, gay kids, polyqueer alien kids, blind kids, kids with lisps, kids in wheelchairs, kids who are deaf, kids who are mute, kids who can’t smell, kids with learning disabilities, kids who are otherkin

and every last one of them is an obnoxious asshole.

5 hours ago on July 23rd, 2014 | J | 12,748 notes

p4-proswagonist:

「紅組」_「.Axis.」の漫画 [pixiv].htm

5 hours ago on July 23rd, 2014 | J | 11,032 notes
Tagged as: #yaaasss 
ifollowbadblogs:

imheretowye:

At least he still has Jackson.

it’s funny because that is a 30 year old man sitting on billy ray’s lap

ifollowbadblogs:

imheretowye:

At least he still has Jackson.

it’s funny because that is a 30 year old man sitting on billy ray’s lap

5 hours ago on July 23rd, 2014 | J | 264,633 notes

haxardagron:

ophelia-pain:

You ever have those moments where, just out of nowhere, you’re hit with a rock-hard Halloween boner? You are suddenly consumed with desire for pumpkin spice flavored everything, orange and black decorations everywhere you look, skulls, pumpkins, spiderwebs, spooky music, movies like Hocus Pocus and Trick R Treat, stripey stockings on the cheap, weak-ass little fog machines, ect. even though it’s the middle of goddamn June?

Reblogging this for SEVERAL people I know.

5 hours ago on July 23rd, 2014 | J | 19,412 notes

zacktherippercosplay:

ALL VAULT HUNTERS WANTED… Dead!

Here is my Handsome Jack cosplay! This was a blast to do.

5 hours ago on July 23rd, 2014 | J | 413 notes
theweedteacher:

sammymanny15:

Hangin’ out  Down the street

They’re so fucking baked

theweedteacher:

sammymanny15:

Hangin’ out
Down the street

They’re so fucking baked

5 hours ago on July 23rd, 2014 | J | 201,741 notes
Tagged as: #me 

paraflinch:

when ur battling ice type pokemon

image

5 hours ago on July 23rd, 2014 | J | 15,963 notes

witchyhellbroth:

pinenolanapple:

it takes 237 muscles to fake an orgasm but 15 to say “it’s called a clitoris and it’s right here”

#don’t ever fake an orgasm let them know they disappointed you

5 hours ago on July 23rd, 2014 | J | 200,809 notes
swimming-northbound:

this is literally all the motivation i would need 

swimming-northbound:

this is literally all the motivation i would need 

5 hours ago on July 23rd, 2014 | J | 309,289 notes
queen-of-destiel-land:

tuxedo-tshirt:

I think netflix made a mistake..

Laughed so hard I could barely click the reblog button

queen-of-destiel-land:

tuxedo-tshirt:

I think netflix made a mistake..

Laughed so hard I could barely click the reblog button

5 hours ago on July 23rd, 2014 | J | 43,454 notes

There is literally only one post on this entire site with 11 million notes

silentxwriter:

It is this one. Occasionally, the original text/pic gets deleted and replaced with a gif of your OTP or that actor in that one show or a quote from that thing you like. But it’s not them. It never was them. It has always been, and always will be, a lie.

And now it’s a sick picture of a T Rex.

image

You’re welcome.

5 hours ago on July 23rd, 2014 | J | 11,783,001 notes

argentconflagration:

screenstuck:

Photo sets are fucking awesome.

Source: http://myotishi.deviantart.com/

The artist is also on tumblr as myotishi, although I don’t think they’ve posted these pieces to their tumblr. 

5 hours ago on July 23rd, 2014 | J | 18,377 notes

zmoderndesign:

There are lots of LGBT Pride events coming up. I know Cleveland Pride is on June 28 (can’t WAIT). I wanted to take a moment to show off some of our pride jewelry. It’s sturdy, handmade, affordable, and most importantly will show the world that you are proud of who you are! 

We are currently celebrating Mental Health Awareness month, so feel free to use coupon code AWARENESS to save $5 on any order! Click here to go to our website.

PS: Free shipping on orders over $15!

5 hours ago on July 23rd, 2014 | J | 17 notes
Tagged as: #reference 

nivalingreenhow:

when McGonagall finds out that Ginny is pregnant, and that the Weasley and Potter bloodlines will converge, she marks on her calender the day the child will turn 11 and that is the day she retires 

5 hours ago on July 23rd, 2014 | J | 43,235 notes