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Hi. I'm Mary. I'm comprised mostly of sadness,dry humor, and sarcasm. I'm 19 not that you give a flying fuck in space. I like to smoke, drink, and party. Also drunken selfies are a thing here. There's a lot of text posts and fandom posts on here because thats what i dig. Goodbye now.


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galactic-kat:

wasarahbi:

emes:

leeantsypantsy:

all-aboutqoqo:



“We dressed up as the book Madeline, with six people dressed up as her and me as Ms. Clavel, their teacher. One of the Madelines, however, was the truly special one…the one with the beard, that is. Our experience was hysterical—I’d walk all the girls (and one guy) down the street in two straight lines. Guys would be walking the other way, whistling or hollering at all the pretty ladies. Then, as they got to the back of the line, they’d see my friend Brennan, then they’d see me, and I could tell that they were suddenly wondering if ALL the Madelines were men.”




the last sentence

lmao what

There will never be a time when I don’t reblog this because it is my fave.

galactic-kat:

wasarahbi:

emes:

leeantsypantsy:

all-aboutqoqo:

“We dressed up as the book Madeline, with six people dressed up as her and me as Ms. Clavel, their teacher. One of the Madelines, however, was the truly special one…the one with the beard, that is. Our experience was hysterical—I’d walk all the girls (and one guy) down the street in two straight lines. Guys would be walking the other way, whistling or hollering at all the pretty ladies. Then, as they got to the back of the line, they’d see my friend Brennan, then they’d see me, and I could tell that they were suddenly wondering if ALL the Madelines were men.”

the last sentence

lmao what

There will never be a time when I don’t reblog this because it is my fave.

12 hours ago on August 31st, 2014 | J | 250,321 notes

exgynocraticgrrl:

Kerry Washington performing Sojourner Truth's 1851 "Ain't I A Woman" speech

 A clip from the History Channel’s “The People Speak”

12 hours ago on August 31st, 2014 | J | 19,527 notes

sodamnrelatable:

 

When your friends start picking up phrases you use all the time

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12 hours ago on August 31st, 2014 | J | 231,426 notes

spicy-vagina-tacos:

youre-so-basic-it-hurts:

spicy-vagina-tacos:

thousands of followers but still stuck with 10 note selfies

the fuck

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you gotta be kidding me

12 hours ago on August 31st, 2014 | J | 243,536 notes
captainamericaisavirgin:

benmclemore:

somebody DO SOMETHING

i’ve added this before but this is the most important story that i have
this was published in the vancouver sun like 2 years ago, and i remember reading the paper after class while my sister was watching tv or something, and i burst out laughing when i read the headline. and so im tell her to look, and show her the article and she says “what’s a rim job” and my dad looked up at me and we held eye contact for like. a whole minute and we just had a terrible moment where he knew that i knew what a rim job was, and i knew that he knew what a rim job was and now that’s a reality that we have to face together

captainamericaisavirgin:

benmclemore:

somebody DO SOMETHING

i’ve added this before but this is the most important story that i have

this was published in the vancouver sun like 2 years ago, and i remember reading the paper after class while my sister was watching tv or something, and i burst out laughing when i read the headline. and so im tell her to look, and show her the article and she says “what’s a rim job” and my dad looked up at me and we held eye contact for like. a whole minute and we just had a terrible moment where he knew that i knew what a rim job was, and i knew that he knew what a rim job was and now that’s a reality that we have to face together

12 hours ago on August 31st, 2014 | J | 162,133 notes

impersonatr:

100timesrick-and-mortydotcom:

100timesrick-and-mortydotcom:

I FORGOT I HAD THIS KINDER EGG

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I’M AMERICAN AND LOOK AT THIS CHOCOLATE MIRACLE

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AND NOW THE SURPRISE, SHIT

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LOOK

AT

THIS

TINY

CAR

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I CAN’T BELIEVE THIS PRODUCT IS BANNED HERE, YOU SCREWED UP BIG TIME AMERICA

just once. just one day. please make the notes stop.

Nope.

12 hours ago on August 31st, 2014 | J | 113,100 notes

jamietheignorantamerican:

do u ever just see a cat yawn and be like how can u be tired.

you slept all day

i saw you sleep all day

how can you be fucking yawning u piece of shit

12 hours ago on August 31st, 2014 | J | 398 notes

"Ringo isn’t even the best drummer in the Beatles"

12 hours ago on August 31st, 2014 | J | 1,035,649 notes
12 hours ago on August 31st, 2014 | J | 170,837 notes

tramampoline:

yabitter:

tramampoline:

bolto:

i just realised like in 10 years time some of us will start hearing parents like calling for their kids named after webcomic characters and feel a rush of horror

john karkat

John Went

Where did he go?

I DON’T KNOW

12 hours ago on August 31st, 2014 | J | 431 notes

Honestly Cosmo, I came out to have a good time and I’m feeling so attacked right now.

Honestly Cosmo, I came out to have a good time and I’m feeling so attacked right now.

12 hours ago on August 31st, 2014 | J | 117,525 notes

Other skirt sets x and x

More cute things here

12 hours ago on August 31st, 2014 | J | 47,348 notes

galactic-overlord:

This took longer than I expected heh~~~ ヾ(= ̄ω ̄)ノ

12 hours ago on August 31st, 2014 | J | 1,124 notes
1,611,354 plays

arnbrosia:

quickweaves:

THIS IS THE MOST POWERFUL VINE 

send this to all the straight boys in your life

12 hours ago on August 31st, 2014 | J | 191,163 notes
plantbaby420:

*mic drop*

plantbaby420:

*mic drop*

12 hours ago on August 31st, 2014 | J | 68,379 notes