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Hi. I'm Mary. I'm comprised mostly of sadness,dry humor, and sarcasm. I'm 19 not that you give a flying fuck in space. I like to smoke, drink, and party. Also drunken selfies are a thing here. There's a lot of text posts and fandom posts on here because thats what i dig. Goodbye now.


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excepttheeyes:

Most of these actors are too old, some of the edits are still messy but I’m tired of staring at them on photoshop, and we’re never going to agree on houses for everyone BUT I think I should get a solid B for effort. (list of actors can be found here)

6 hours ago on July 31st, 2014 | J | 13,332 notes

hellacatholic:

when u follow someone really cool and they follow back image

6 hours ago on July 31st, 2014 | J | 74,469 notes

remerges:

person: alright i’ll talk to you guys later!

most people: ok bye see you tomorrow!

me: alright, hey tell your dog I said hi lolol

6 hours ago on July 31st, 2014 | J | 32,745 notes

shewillmove-mountains:

this is literally what it’s like to be 21

6 hours ago on July 31st, 2014 | J | 419,750 notes

obsessedwith-castiel-dean-sam:

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spn!crack

6 hours ago on July 31st, 2014 | J | 3,343 notes

omidspissedoffcat:

my blogging technique is staying gone for a while and then posting 20 posts persecond

6 hours ago on July 31st, 2014 | J | 512,801 notes

gnarly:

I would be a morning person, if morning happened around 1pm

6 hours ago on July 31st, 2014 | J | 488,347 notes

jasohgrace:

i’m just a lonely girl who wants money and clothes and concert tickets

6 hours ago on July 31st, 2014 | J | 2,248 notes

Seven Wonders of The world

1. My Ass

6 hours ago on July 31st, 2014 | J | 74,612 notes

obsessed-with-identical-people:

she forgets her own characters sweet lord

6 hours ago on July 31st, 2014 | J | 13,499 notes

oomshi:

me on the outside:  :)

me on the inside:  >:)

6 hours ago on July 31st, 2014 | J | 48,151 notes
unicorndraws:

magical girl Nicki

unicorndraws:

magical girl Nicki

6 hours ago on July 31st, 2014 | J | 5,682 notes
Tagged as: #yaaaaasssss 

holothewolf-x:

tastefullyoffensive:

Animals With Unusual Fur Markings [bp]

Previously: Cats Sitting Like HumansBunnies Sticking Their Tongues Out

XD the corgie XD

7 hours ago on July 31st, 2014 | J | 103,731 notes

guy:

when u give ur phone to someone to look at a pic and they keep scrolling

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7 hours ago on July 31st, 2014 | J | 237,070 notes

COOL NEW HACK TO GET MORE ICING FOR YOUR TOASTER STRUDEL

toasterstrudel:

  1. Obtain a significant other from a country that doesn’t sell Toaster Strudel
  2. Marry them and start a family
  3. Offer to make your fam breakfast every morning
  4. Make them strudel with no icing
  5. They’ll have no idea Toaster Strudel even come with icing
  6. Take all six packets for yourself
  7. Avoid making eye contact with your reflection in the mirror for the rest of your life because you are a monster
7 hours ago on July 31st, 2014 | J | 16,328 notes